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1. I have an L shaped couch

But it's a lower case L

2. What does the snowman take when he's worried about melting?

A chill pill……

3. My New Year’s Resolution is to Lose 10 Pounds

Yep, only 15 more pounds to go!

4. Today my father is being deported

He's 5 years cancer free! Having surgery to remove the port in his chest :)

5. What do kids play when they can’t play with a phone?

Bored games.

6. What’s cold, squeaky and cats find delicious?

Mice cream.

7. Did you hear about the guy that tripped and fell in his garden?

He face planted!

8. I insisted to my doctor that I'm doing dry January...

Probably wasn't such a good idea before my colonoscopy

9. Shakespeare’s wife left him because of his flatulence

10. A Rough Round

A golfer was having a terrible round — 20-over par for the front nine with scores of balls lost in water or rough. When his caddie then coughed as he steadied himself over a 12-inch putt on the 10th, he lost it. “You’ve got to be the worst caddie in the world!” he yelled. “I doubt it,” replied the caddie, dead-pan. “That would be too much of a coincidence.”

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